Seitan, alchemy, the pantry

i am eating homemade seitan! i was resigned to creating an inedible learning experience on my first try (or two), but the results of this first attempt are just fine. a little denser than the packaged stuff i usually buy, but tasty. best of all, a $5 bag of vital wheat gluten looks like it will produce at least 12 packages worth (street value $36).

(for the uninitiated: seitan is a chewy vegetarian protein source, made by boiling a dough made from wheat gluten. also known as wheat cutlets, and the usual ingredient in mock chicken dishes. these are my seitan recipes.)

i don’t yet understand the correlation between pre-boiling consistency and final product. the transformation from wheat flour to fake meat is a weird one. i thought my dough would fall apart during boiling for sure, but it came out huge and puffy and dense. how can something be puffy and dense? meat replacement is alchemy. next time i won’t knead it so much.

this reminds me of canning, in that i have a giant and very heartening stash of seitan in the fridge now. galen wisely asked if seitan could be frozen. at that point, it would become a full-fledged member of the long-term food stores, which is always a satisfying occasion.

the pantry seems so noble, despite being basically a glorification of material gain. maybe the nobility comes from crediting outside sources (the bounty, the harvest, the earth, the fields!) for the treasure. or from the alchemy of turning cheap raw materials into valuable stores using a laborious ritual. (and such a ritual! complete with charts of numbers, specialized glassware, rules that can be bent and rules that can’t.)

Stash Manifesto

Giant project time. I pledge to use up my entire crafting stash and catalog the results! (Initial inventory below.)

I have a real affection for the potential contained in my stash. I love having a store, a craft pantry, the ability to immediately produce gear for schemes that are hatched in my kitchen. My mum has made similar comments about her trans-continental supply of unused fabric. Magically manifesting supplies for a project someone just invented at your kitchen table is an intense nesting gesture.

But, I’ve spent enough time basking in the potential of all this gear. I want to know what will happen if I convert the whole lot into fully formed projects.

So, the starting line.

This would be a boring list if I gave full details. I’ll just say that each of these categories weighs at least 5 pounds.

Textiles

  • Yarn.
  • Fabric + old clothes.
  • Pillows.

Graphic

  • Screen printing inks + gear.
  • Paints.
  • Paper and clippings.
  • Photos, prints + frames.
  • Padded envelopes (WHY?).

Treasure

  • Lavender. (Only about a pound. But the volume!)
  • Beads.
  • Essential oils + bath supplies.
  • Seeds, soil and plant pots.
  • Found objects.

Heavy duty

  • Lab glassware.
  • Industrial packing materials.
  • Jars.
  • Lumber.
  • Old, small appliances.

This is good. This gives purpose to my crafting, and just in time for fall.