Overheard while rehydrating this product:
- Yessss
- Are my dehydrated underwear ready to go?
- Happy! Pepper! Crotch!
Galen keeps threatening to start a Goblingram business, where he’d preside over a coven of goblins and send them out on bikes to deliver telegrams (“Blarrrgh! Zorg has message! Time to die!”). I like to think the green guys would aspire to the posture in that last photo. Just add a little tin hat and maybe a furry loincloth instead of the magic boxershorts.