Magic Boxer Shorts

Overheard while rehydrating this product:

  • Yessss
  • Are my dehydrated underwear ready to go?
  • Happy! Pepper! Crotch!

Magic Boxershorts - instructions

Magic Boxershorts - in the water

Stirring the Magic Boxershorts

Magic Boxershorts - voila

Magic Boxershorts - finished

Galen keeps threatening to start a Goblingram business, where he’d preside over a coven of goblins and send them out on bikes to deliver telegrams (“Blarrrgh! Zorg has message! Time to die!”). I like to think the green guys would aspire to the posture in that last photo. Just add a little tin hat and maybe a furry loincloth instead of the magic boxershorts.